(no not that Eva)

So she’s in desperate need of some publicity so she can get another movie role. Her options were:

1) Sex tape
- works
- noone who’s done a sex tape is unemployed right now; even Ray J has a single

2) Playboy
- works but not as well
- there’s a Playboy subculture that cares, but noone really knows who’s on the cover this month

3) Pose nude in Italian VOGUE Magazine
- she chose this one